It's True What you Have Heard

It's true what you have heard. Today is my birthday. Not only is it the day before 9/11 but it is also World Suicide Prevention Day. I guess the terrorists took that into consideration. How considerate. On this day I will sit here and contemplate my own mortality. Thanks to everyone I have ever met. Except those people I don't like. But that's only perhaps 85% of the total. Now I am off to get the free meals and birthday swag that I am entitled to.