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What The FUCK is this! Link

What a cheap knockoff. Sad Robot? Real inventive name! (things in italics are meant to be read sarcastically, wait does this mean that... nevermind)

Jokes on a Plane

Signs You Chose a No Frills Airline

* They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
* All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
* Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
* You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.
* Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
* The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
* When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
* The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
* You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
* No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
* You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
* There are muthafuckin' snakes on the muthafuckin' plane.

Link

Great Quotes In History

Zapp Brannigan: If it's a lesson in love I should warn you that I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder. What do I call it Kiff?

Kiff: (sigh) Sexlexia...

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Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.


(I was watching Futurama and Seinfeld)

Serious!

HSN

Jokes

Three men of different ethnic, religious and sexual orientations enter a bar. They proceed to do things that reinforce stereotypes!

Now THAT is politcally correct!
PS - I want to go surfing with Sam Jackson.

Funeral Tango

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

This is so accurate it is frightening.

update

How is everyone out there? Good I hope. Well enough chit chat, down to business - Emobot business. I have some sad and troubling news. I lost contact with Mike at the end of July. The last I heard he was out roaming the "wilds" of New York with "friends." I do not know who these possible friends might be. Certainly they can not compare to the warm and tender embrace of Emobot. Perhaps they have corrupted his delicate fingers to the point where they can no longer draw Emobot and in his shame Mike has elected to stay in exile rather than face a demanding public? Perhaps the fame of his drawing skillz has made him hot tempered and impetuous and he has run off with one of his various lovers? All these are real and distinct possibilities. So for the foreseeable future we will pretend Emobot is in a coma. This way we can rest assured that Emobot will make his triumphant return one day, most likely when his evil twin is revealed as the real father of the mysterious child that inhabits Cape's Bay. But I digress. Hopefully it won't take too long for Mike to cool his fiery Latin passion and return to us.

Oh and I was on vacation in a national park the last few days. While there I conquered a mountain. It was renamed Peter Mountain.

Status: Emobot is currently in a coma and working on a song called: "Party Of One"

The Afternoon Crawl

Everybody do the afternoon crawl!

I'm Not Dead ... Yet

Has anyone figured out these secret messages yet? Probably not. Oh well, keep on keepin' on.